Browsing articles from "March, 2009"
Mar
30
2009

eMail Marketing : Best practices, Tips, and Actual Useful Statistics

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An article from one of my buddies on best practices and statistics for email marketing. What to do, what not to do, and some actual stats on open rates and deliverability. A refreshing change and straight answer.

Mar
30
2009

New Guest Author: Chris Thompson

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Our first guest post is going to be from Chris Thompson. Chris and I worked together a while back with Rich Schefren, one of the big name IM gurus. He was then the marketing director and responsible for organic traffic, CPC, CPA, and business development. Like me, he has since moved on. Unlike me, he is now a fancy-pants COO at the Invidia Group.

Mar
18
2009

Marketing strategists VS Marketing executionalists – Part 1

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We talk about the difference between a marketer who focuses on strategy vs one who is an expert in execution. Yes we are different, and no we can’t all do both.

Mar
9
2009

Marketing Strategy Metrics: Supermodels vs. The Band Geeks

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Subtitle: The science behind why you suck… and finding a happy medium.

We discuss the use of metrics when building and tweaking your marketing strategy. How it sucks to define the metrics, collect them, and interpret them. And why you would be an idiot to not do it anyway.

Mar
6
2009

Housing Market Bailout and a Stupid Stupid Whore

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My take on the housing marketing bailout, Rick Santelli, a stupid whore who over-extended herself, and why I think that a foreclosure stimulus is a bad idea

Mar
5
2009

ShortBusHumor.com is now LIVE!

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Check out the new humor site! Shortbushumor.com It’s gonna be huge!

Mar
3
2009

Please don’t laugh while you are holding my penis

I show the use of inappropriate humor with a humiliating story involving my penis, an unsympathetic doctor, and a giggle.