I’m over Twitter. Don’t get me wrong - I still have it, I’m still collecting followers, and I still throw up a new tweet when I write an article. But other than that, the twetals have fallen off the twose.

Choosing the right path when you have thousands of options available is tough. In this article, I help you help me, to help me….wait..what?… decide what the F* to do…. and maybe impart some wisdom along the way.

My take on the housing marketing bailout, Rick Santelli, a stupid whore who over-extended herself, and why I think that a foreclosure stimulus is a bad idea

Check out the new humor site! Shortbushumor.com It’s gonna be huge!

I show the use of inappropriate humor with a humiliating story involving my penis, an unsympathetic doctor, and a giggle.

I came up with the idea for this article while surfing for some new books on Amazon. I was looking for a book on the great depression, and accidentally typed “everyones poop” instead of “everyones poor.” Results were hilarious.

A call for some honesty. How Even the Biggest IM “gurus’ are closer to your local dentist than they are to a Rock Star…and let me prove it to you.

We combine 2 of my favoirte topics. Thongs and Business! Why Venus may be making a mistake by getting rid of thong bikinis, even if they represent a small portion of sales.

Me, Saddam, and Mel Gibson..Can you Tell them Apart?

When I started looking at the stimulus package, I imagined having a conversation with a 10 y.o. about it. As an MBA, how would I explain it simply and what questions would they ask?