Time to bust out a 40 and brush off the obscure gang signs – the separation from corporate America is official!  Now that there is no risk of me getting fired for saying something off color, I can share details. (yes I was asked by the CEO to disband Evil Genius Interactive and shut down Evil Genius TV…and to think, those are the tamest of our sites..lol)

I’m over Twitter. Don’t get me wrong – I still have it, I’m still collecting followers, and I still throw up a new tweet when I write an article. But other than that, the twetals have fallen off the twose.

Choosing the right path when you have thousands of options available is tough. In this article, I help you help me, to help me….wait..what?… decide what the F* to do…. and maybe impart some wisdom along the way.

My take on the housing marketing bailout, Rick Santelli, a stupid whore who over-extended herself, and why I think that a foreclosure stimulus is a bad idea

Check out the new humor site! Shortbushumor.com It’s gonna be huge!

I show the use of inappropriate humor with a humiliating story involving my penis, an unsympathetic doctor, and a giggle.

I came up with the idea for this article while surfing for some new books on Amazon. I was looking for a book on the great depression, and accidentally typed “everyones poop” instead of “everyones poor.” Results were hilarious.

A call for some honesty. How Even the Biggest IM “gurus’ are closer to your local dentist than they are to a Rock Star…and let me prove it to you.

We combine 2 of my favoirte topics. Thongs and Business! Why Venus may be making a mistake by getting rid of thong bikinis, even if they represent a small portion of sales.

Me, Saddam, and Mel Gibson..Can you Tell them Apart?