Howdy readers. Sorry for the long delay between postings. It’s been an interesting month. In an weird turn of events, it now looks like there is the possibility I may be moving back to the Berkshires in Western MA where I grew up. Fun-in-the-sun Florida, it is not, but I do have a bunch of friends and family back home.

Being as the area is not known as a high-tech Mecca, I have been evaluating a few options. One of which is becoming a (eventual) professor at one of the local colleges.

As such, there is the real possibility that some of my work here will come under some scrutiny. So, from this point on, I’ll be making a concerted effort to both clean up the language, and put a bit more of a traditional business spin on the articles. I know, boring…but a necessity.

Since my next series of posts were to be on differentiating your business in various stages of the business and industry lifecycles, this should not be too much of a stretch. I just need to chill with the fart jokes and references to the male anatomy.

I promise to do my very best to keep the material as entertaining and understandable as possible. I’m a big fan of using language a 3rd grader can understand, and really have no use for people who rate content on the average number of syllables per word. No insult to those who do…simply my perspicacious pedanticism.

So that’s it for now. The new series should start in a few days. ‘Till then, anybody know where I can buy a tweed sport coat with elbow patches?